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[F8] Love Suite: Hubert and Lilith

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WinterCoatPerson was signed in when posted
09-30-2020
08:53 PM ET (US)
“Very.... nice?” Lilith commented. “Did you want to go to art school, Hubie?”
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DootDootPerson was signed in when posted
09-30-2020
04:16 PM ET (US)
Hubert's eyes shone like stars as he put on the beret and picked up the brush. He immediately started painting what Lilith could see over his shoulder to be an amateurish rendition of a sexy nun.

"... I feel so free..." he cried.
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WinterCoatPerson was signed in when posted
09-30-2020
02:47 PM ET (US)
Lilith blinked. "Um, sure. If that's what you really want..." In a flash, a blank canvas on an easel appeared before Hubert and atop his head was a silly beret. Lilith was also kind enough to give him a paint pallet as well as paint and an assortment of brushes, all of which appeared on the bed next to him. "I'm going to assume you wanted those other things, too..."
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DootDootPerson was signed in when posted
09-30-2020
02:36 PM ET (US)
Hubert thought. Long and hard. About his wildest dreams, his most intimate hopes.

"... Can you make a canvas? And a beret?"
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WinterCoatPerson was signed in when posted
09-30-2020
01:05 PM ET (US)
Lilith agreed with him and took another drag. "Quite. Now, Hubie, I know this must be a rather... uncomfortable situation for you. After all, I did rip that sexy nun away from you just as you were getting to know her... is there anything I can do for you while you're here? If not, you can always choose to leave at any time. It's a shame, though, you probably won't remember any of this when you wake up..."
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DootDootPerson was signed in when posted
09-30-2020
12:50 PM ET (US)
"Thank you...?" he answered, scooting a little farther from Lilith. "I guess this is better than trying to pretend we're all saints, huh?"
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WinterCoatPerson was signed in when posted
09-29-2020
04:20 PM ET (US)
“That’s just it, though—we don’t want ‘good’ people. Instead we want to reward those who are capable of being honest with themselves and aren’t afraid to be, well, pieces of shit.”

Lilith took a drag from her cigarette and eyed Hubert. “Lawyers like you... corrupt, slimy, sexy... people like yourself are the perfect specimens for down here...”
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DootDootPerson was signed in when posted
09-29-2020
04:12 PM ET (US)
"Well... Alright, I guess." he sighed, sitting down on the edge of the bed and lighting a cigarette. "Ooh, soft. What happened to all the torment, though? I'm not really feeling the urge to be a good person if this is what I get for being me..."
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WinterCoatPerson was signed in when posted
09-29-2020
10:42 AM ET (US)
Lilith frowned. "That's a bit reductive, but whatever... and, yes, this is really Hell. There's no catch; it's just a den of depravity, where all who take part are free to give in to their desires. Oh, and there's another side to Hell that's more militaristic and bent on destroying the Kingdom of Heaven, but this is just the cooler side, in my opinion. It's where we welcome the newcomers and let them truly feel free before the Boss takes them under his wing. So, yeah, cooler side."

A pack of cigarettes materialized in her hand. "Want one? Come on, take a load off. There's no need to be so confrontational..."
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DootDootPerson was signed in when posted
09-29-2020
10:16 AM ET (US)
"So, the real you is you, except with a skimpy dress. Cool." he said. "And is this really hell? It didn't seem that bad from what I saw. What, is there some twist where it turns out all the girls have my gym teacher's face when the lighting changes?"
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WinterCoatPerson was signed in when posted
09-28-2020
11:26 PM ET (US)
“I had no intention of blue-balling you, Hubie,” she said in a playful tone. “Part of why I brought you here is because... I wanted you to see the real Me... as well as where you’re gonna end up when you croak.”
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DootDootPerson was signed in when posted
09-28-2020
11:24 PM ET (US)
"... So, what's this about? Why are you here? Why am I here?!" he asked, turning to her again. "Was this whole thing just about blue balling me?"
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WinterCoatPerson was signed in when posted
09-28-2020
11:08 PM ET (US)
Lilith shrugged. “You got me,” she said smugly. “Yes, Hubie, I’m a resident of Hell. Congratulations, Mr. Holmes.”

She sat up on the bed and looked him up and down. “Oh, and thanks for the feedback, I’ll tell the girls you enjoyed them. You know, I got them just for your little visit tonight.”
Edited 09-28-2020 11:08 PM
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DootDootPerson was signed in when posted
09-28-2020
11:04 PM ET (US)
"... Oh fuck, that was a demon, wasn't it? This is hell!" Hubert finally saw what was right in front of his eyes. "And you're the queen! I knew it!"

"... Those girls in those cages though? Very nice, you did a good job on that."
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WinterCoatPerson was signed in when posted
09-28-2020
11:01 PM ET (US)
“She’ll be back later. Maybe,” Lilith said after popping another cherry into her mouth. “So, whaddya think? Pretty cool right? This place, I mean.”
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DootDootPerson was signed in when posted
09-28-2020
10:58 PM ET (US)
Hubert stared.

He stared with the eyes of a man who had his dreams crushed right in front of him.

He dropped to his knees and screamed in anguish. "Whyyyyyy?! Why, God, why?! This is just like that weird fucking dream I used to have in high school where the girl turned out to be my gym teacher in disguise!"

He quickly got up again and started banging at the door. "Horny nun! Horny nun! Help!"
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